The Darkshaman

darkshaman @ 2007-06-04T04:24:00

2007-06-04T08:25:21Z

Its almost been a year, time to do this.

....

yeah, thats all.

FUCK!

2006-06-13T18:56:24Z

Work is so slow, this sucks, this rain is killin us right now. oh well

darkshaman @ 2006-04-27T03:05:00

2006-04-27T07:10:09Z

Well arent we pathetic. 3:00 AM and not a god dam thing to do....been fighting with my computer, fight of the century it seems, and i'm losing. Fucking thing, i'll hate it even if it works properly. Just got done watching Aeon Flux and Domino. Aeon Flux, alright. Domino, completely bad ass. I recommend viewing the latter. oh, i painted a car, 4 day ordeal through which i took pictures, i will post them when i actually have some motivation to post said pictures. yeah, well, thats it in a nutshell.

AIM+Phone convo = lameness

2006-04-21T05:53:30Z

ashes452001: you like to touch me in my no-no place
ashes452001: but, i don't like it hence, the no=no
XTheDarkShamanX: if by no-no, u mean brown eye, then yes, yes I do
ashes452001: you take pictures of yours. Finger your photograph.

wow, thats all that can be said about that.

quiz

2005-10-09T04:07:03Z

This will be the bulk of my LJ posts i'm sure

<td align="center">You should be Batman

You love dressing up for Halloween because it lets you be creative and show people your retro taste in TV. The best part of Halloween for you is the candy, and you definitely look forward to it every year.

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You will go to jail for:	Peeing in public

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ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-09T03:59:47Z

I'm back bitches, thats right! no not really, i'm probably gonna post this one and then never post again for like another 2 years, but i'm gonna try...maybe. So yeah, went to Kims baby shower tonight, it was more of a Lecanto High School reunion than anything. OK, well thats all the more that i really have to update about, so yeah, fuck off.

Wow

2005-03-23T00:52:34Z

I'm updating, dont know why, but i am. So here is my update, um, yeah.... ok

holy moly its an update!

2003-12-18T00:14:43Z

time for my bi-monthly update! i've been ill, i had a fever this morning,t hats about it thats new for me. lalala, i really hate these journals, i never have anything to write in them, well atleast nothing i want you fuckers to read. um, ashley will be down friday, thats exciting, havent seen her in a while. Dont know what i'm doing for New Years yet, mayb i should find out what they boys are up to. Anyone know of any good parties? let me know.

Happy Turkey Day!

2003-11-28T00:33:53Z

Happy Turkey Day Everyone! Havent updated at all recently, i'd say the most exciting thing that has happend to me would be the APC concert i went to, next to the Tookl concert that was the best thing that has ever happened to me, courtisy of ms. Ashley, thank you very much ;)
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Monsters Are Real, I Promise!

2003-11-20T06:42:39Z

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go here, you know you want to!

Long night of Sleepy Sleep

2003-10-28T11:11:32Z

ok, so i fell asleep last night, pretty quickly actually, so i didnt post anything, which i know everyone was waiting for my ever excting post. the only thing that haopened yesterday that was exciting was i got pulled over. NOthing major, got a seatbelt ticket (that would be number 45) and thats it, ok, i have to go to werk!

End Of Another Day, Start Of Another Week

2003-10-27T05:13:47Z

another uneventful day. I dyed my hair, and mixed the wrong stuff and nearly melted my head, but other than that not much has happened. went over to Mckelvy's to do some story boarding, but we ended up just watching 28 Days (later?) i cant member, but it was an awsome "zombie" flick, definately worth watching, anyways, time to see if I can get Counter Strike werking, if not, its bed time.

Quiz Time!!!!!

2003-10-26T04:12:13Z

Your Name: Jonathan Robert Mitchell
Your Date of Birth: 03/14/1984
Your Question or Information:

Past

Berkana - Growth, abundance, fertility, Mother Earth, protection, the zenith of an idea or situation.

Present

Ehwaz - Abrupt changes, moving into new home and environment, travel, swift change in situation.

Future

Kenaz - The hearth fire, artistic pursuits, healing, love and passion, creativity, strength.

Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster

You are a brown dragon! You are the most reliable
of the dragons. You are trustworthy, and you
make a good leader with only a little
supervision. Riders of brown dragons are often
Wingseconds, the faithful seconds-in-command.
You are sensible and always perform as
expected.

What color of Pernese dragon are you?
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You are a Dark Mask, the fourth class of vampire.
You can adapt easily to any climate and
situation. Your servants are few, mostly
because you choose not to sire others. Your
chief ability is shiftery-- you can become
anyone or anything. Overall, you are a great
person. Keep us guessing.

What class of vampire are you? (more new images!)
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Hecate

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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The Big Five Personality Test

Extroverted	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Introverted	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	60%
Friendly	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	52%
Aggressive	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	48%
Orderly	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	60%
Disorderly	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Relaxed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	48%
Emotional	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	52%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	68%
Practical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	32%

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ISTP - "Artisan". Impulsive action. Life should be of impulse rather than of purpose. Action is an end to itself. Fearless, craves excitement, master of tools. 5.4% of total population.

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News Flash!

2003-10-26T03:31:23Z

no real news flash, just kind of posting. I woke up at 7:50 this morning, like all on my own, no alarms no nothing, just woke up, it was odd for me. Sat around for a while, then went out with my parents and a salesman from Bradco on the boat, and i got to cruise on his jetski, a first time experiece for me, it was exciting, oh yeah let me tell you! it was pretty fun though, thats really all thats happened to me. Oh yeah, this comp is a piece of shyt!

more homosexuality please.

2003-09-04T01:45:09Z

<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"FUCK YOU!" </td></tr>

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch

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My Monster Name is Titan In Greek myth the Titans ruled before the Gods and the majority of them were evil and mean. A rogue Titan, a friendly chap called Prometheus, was responsible for giving Man the gift of fire. This Prometheus myth is probably why Dungeons and Dragons present Titans as largely good even if they have a fiery temperament. The Levenshtein distance between Jonathan and Titan is 4.

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darkshaman's LiveJournal Slut Stats
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met

100.0%

hugged

100.0%

dated

16.7%

kissed

58.3%

seen topless

50.0%

seen naked

25.0%

phone sexed

16.7%

made out

25.0%

oral sex

16.7%

fucked

16.7%

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what warning label are you?

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the internet junk slacker test deems me:
80% slacker

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<table bgcolor="#CBD2F3" width="279" border="1" bordercolor="#000000" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1"><td>your clothes are properly folded, hung up and put away. you watch tv in moderation. you like to visit with friends but also like a little alone time as well. you tend to change clothes frequently and you definitely wash your hands after a visit to the toilet! </td>

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	So close! You are an Almost-Geek! You love your sci-fi, computer and video games, and keeping up to date with the world of technology. Though you try and keep one foot in the real world, you may find people hard to deal with and prefer to keep most of your relationships virtual, but you do make the effort to interact with the real world.
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darkshaman, from this day forward,

your Porn Star name shall be....

maynard dallas

ok, the insanity ends.

I am this bored......

2003-09-03T06:09:36Z

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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You are Rogue!

You are sexy and strong willed, and able to take on
just about anyone. You long for a serious
relationship, but whenever you begin to get
close to someone things always seem to take
turns for the worse. But you have dealt with
this lack of closeness with an almost constant
flirtacious behavior.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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You're Spike Spiegel. Laid back and moody at
times. You think a lot about the past and wish
for closure. When there is work to be done,
you do it. You run strickly on instincts and
impulse.

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ok i got sick of taking gay ass quizzes

The world comes to an end.

2003-09-03T05:27:32Z

i'm posting, so the world must be coming to an end, or i'm really bored. I'm praying for the foremost. bored, bored, bored, bored. i decided i'm gonna quit smoking, or atleast try to (who am i kidding) i'm smoking right now, so i guess i'm cheating, but i figure 6 in one day isent a bad start from 30 a day, right? yeah i thought so. well...i guess thats all

long time, but i had to update for this one, nigguh please..

2003-08-11T03:29:43Z

You are Lateralus. You are unique, intelligent, and
most importantly, an individual. You are
probably a leader and you see and do things
your own way, which is usually different from
the norm. We expect big things to come from
you.

What Tool song are you?
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Another day

2003-04-02T04:07:54Z

yeah just another day, I went to werk, came home and say on my ass. I spent like an hour waiting for Ashley to come over, which she said it would only take 20 minutes, but in Ashley time 20 minutes is an hour so i guess it all werks out. Christian, her and I went up to Kash n Karry so I could get hot dogs so i dont starve to death and to pick up linsey. Drove to Dairy queen cause Ashley wanted ice cream, she found out there were maggots in the soft serve, so that got scratched, came back here, then she left. Ive been reading, i'm probably gonna go do more of that then go to sleep, yeah another exciting day in the life of jon.

mmmmm hot dogs

2003-04-01T06:32:02Z

Since my tongue has blown up to the size of a fucking hot air ballon I havent been able to eat all to much, so as I watched my ribs slowly start to show through my skin I came to the realization that there is something I can eat without going trough to much pain. Hot dogs! cold ones though, cause when they are raw they have this very slick texture, hence, i can bite, chew once or twice and swallow a good 1/4 of the hot dog, the juice still stings my tongue a little bit, but its better than living off of mountain dew. hey, dont get me wrong, i love mountain dew just as much as the next person, but a completely liquid diet, fuck that!

Bored.

2003-03-31T19:55:32Z

I'm bored, very very bored. I want to go do something, i wanna go someplace, see ppl...nah, fuck that bullshyt, i want ppl to come here and entertain me, fuckin hookers and strippers, male strippers for all I fucking care as long as they could carry on a conversation. i'm just bored I guess is what i'm saying.

pain and suffering

2003-03-30T05:28:50Z

well not that extreme, but thats what i'm going through right now, and very soon probably famine. I got my tongue pierced a second time today, the piercing part didnt hurt, that shyt is weak, but its the sorness afterwards that drives me crazy. hehe, theres a possibility my tongue my split from it, but if thats the case, i'll take it out the first sign I see of it splitting, anyways, thats all.

man life is boring

2003-03-24T10:54:06Z

i've come to the realization i need to make new friends. right now my friends consist of AShley, Lindsey, Christian, Kim, Grant, and Jimmy. Grant, Kim and Jimmy are moving to Orlando, so that will soon ex them out. Christian and LIndsey, i live with, they are roommates, they dont count. And Ashley, now dont get me wrong, I love Ashley to death, but having only one friend can fucking eat my asshole big time. So i need to make new friends, otherwise i'm gonna sit here, doing puzzles, reading, writing, and drawing till my brains evolves into some higher level of supremecy, where i iwll eventually grow bored of human life and transcend into some higher state of being, or conquer the world and enslave the human race....or not, but one can dream cant they?

i found it approprite for recent times

2003-03-07T00:59:29Z

You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the
most brutal murders recorded in history--yet
your case is still to this day unsolved. You
came from out of the fog, killed violently and
quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then
for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood
lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating
in the near destruction of your final victim,
and then you vanish from the scene forever. The
perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller.
You are quite the mysteriously demented?

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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I have a blue heart..last time i checked they were like a dark purple/reddish color

2003-03-06T07:12:29Z

Your Heart is Blue

What Color is Your Heart?
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I got bored